phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

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itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

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  • on a math test: 2+2
  • me: use calculator just in case
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    ernoji:

    tru friends ignore each other’s acne

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  • Tyra Banks: So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
  • Model: Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
  • Tyra Banks: Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce
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